you might get a bunch of laughs from the Service Advisor facebook page

Finance people: They've always have some kinda cure for whatever ails ya! It might be a warranty 'that covers everything', a wheel protection package (only valid if it were raining, on a wednesday, and you were driving under 15MPH...with $250 deductible)... or some type of Peruvian spritsy-spray on paint and fabric treatment that'll allow meteors to bounce off your hood without damage

https://www.facebook.com/serviceadvisormemes